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The Big Ball Theory

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Chef2, Mar 14, 2017.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    He's third on assists on his own team. For the putative starting PG, that's preposterous.
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  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    . Great pimp roll
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    To be fair, Kyrie Irving a superior point guard and player to Lonzo, was 2nd on his team in assists in the Cavs Championship season. When you play with LeBron you dont get to lead the team in assists
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2019
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  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Yeah, but you shouldn't be 3rd. You should pile up a shitload of assists throwing the ball to LBJ.
  5. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    That's not how the offense works.
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  6. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    Is Toronto considered an outpost to you?
  7. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    You really are an expert when it comes to basketball. I’m glad we can follow your brilliance
  8. Slacker

    Slacker Well-Known Member

    That would be nice. Because you're not just trading Lonzo. You're unloading Lavar.
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Toronto has the third-best record in the league. I'm sure their interest in climbing on the Big Ball Express hovers somewhere around --459 F.
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  10. Stoney

    Stoney Well-Known Member

    No, it is not. Rondo plays roughly the same number of minutes, and is merely one of the greatest assist men in history. And, of course, the other guy ahead of him is Lebron, who has more assists than any forward in history.

    It's not surprising at all that those two would average more assists. In fact, it was quite expected.
    Last edited: Feb 9, 2019
  11. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Wonder what LaVar would say if Lonzo was to ring up about a dozen DNP-CDs in a row.
    Or better yet, a dozen games of playing one minute (1:00). See what that does to the old per-game averages.
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  12. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    From your lips to God’s ears, the sooner the better.

    I'm rooting for the father to just die already so his sons can have a somewhat normal unfucked up life. Can’t imagine what it is like to have nutjob as a father.
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