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The Bible speaks against girls playing high school football

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Gold, Oct 21, 2008.

  1. Gold

    Gold Active Member


    In other news, Moses said you should go for it on fourth down and less than one yard when you are in the red zone.
  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Moses also had better blocking than most teams:

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  3. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Ok, this is utterly pathetic.
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Well, the Book of Romans clearly states "Football teams shalt not haveth a female kicker."

    And, little known fact, all of baseball's unwritten rules are actually in Deuteronomy.
  5. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    So if Bill McCartney were still coaching at Colorado when Katie Hnida was there, he could have used this as an excuse?
  6. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Baseball is the first thing mentioned in the Bible.

    "In the big inning, God created heaven and earth...."
  7. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    ok, that's good even if it's cheesy
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Even for you, that's pretty good.
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Yeah but did he have to look to The Chart when deciding whether or not to go for two?
  10. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    According to the Bible Tony Dungy has on hand, one of the Commandments is thou shalt punt if one hath not crossethed the opponents' 30, no matter how little one hath to gaineth to reacheth a first down.
  11. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    It's in the Bill James Bible...
  12. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    The Bible also said that playing for a tie is like kissing your sister and enjoying it.
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