The Best Sex

If she were my wife, she wouldn't feel anything anyway.

 

I voted for vacation sex, but it's really "vacation sans offspring sex."

Those are the days she lets me select anything out of the catalog and lets me keep selecting until the vacation ends. June can't get here soon enough.

 

How about just plain old drunk she's willing to do anything sex

 

First time with someone new sex should be an option, no?

 

The best sex is it's-been-9months-because-of-the-baby-and-shes-finally-feeling-good-about-herself-and-afterward-you-lie-there-experiencing-a-new-kind-of-love-that-you-didn't-think-was-possible-but-being-a-parent-opens-up-a-new-understanding-of-what-true-love-feels-like sex.

 

Vacation sex has to be sans offspring. Otherwise, it's just like sex at home where you're trying to enjoy it, but at the same time finish before one of the little rug rats wakes up and interrupts things. Add in the strange bed/room factor and your task almost becomes impossible enough to forget it and just see what's on cable.

 

I think I saw that in a greeting card once.

 

I feel that way just balancing the checkbook.

 

I have friends, you do as well, who won't go on vacation sans offspring. I don't get it.

 

I'm really surprised my Vacation Sex vote was at the top. tThought more people would go with makeup sex...

 

Vacation sex usually leads to makeup sex anyway.

 

We try to get a day or two w/o kids. Sometimes we can, sometimes we can't.