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The Best Sex

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by heyabbott, Feb 5, 2008.

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Which of the following provides for the best sex?

  1. Make-up Sex

    16 vote(s)
    17.2%

  2. Consolation Sex

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%

  3. Birthday Sex

    4 vote(s)
    4.3%

  4. Vacation Sex

    43 vote(s)
    46.2%

  5. Holiday Sex

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Celebration Sex

    10 vote(s)
    10.8%

  7. Hate/Angry/Monkey Sex

    19 vote(s)
    20.4%
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  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Fuck'n A
     
    heyabbott, Feb 5, 2008
    #49
  2. Joe Williams

    Joe Williams Well-Known Member

    Leap-year sex.

    Which means '08 is going to be smokin'!
     
    Joe Williams, Feb 5, 2008
    #50
  3. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    I've only had hate sex once in my life, but it was very, very hot. I admit I find that confusing and a little disturbing, but it's true.
     
    writing irish, Feb 5, 2008
    #51
  4. Unibomber

    Unibomber Member

    The big one missing here is Drunken party sex, which is always a fav of mine.
     
    Unibomber, Feb 5, 2008
    #52
  5. ink-stained wretch

    ink-stained wretch Active Member

    Whoa! Only 29 votes. That explains a lot about this board. Sounds as if most of this is based on theory.
     
    ink-stained wretch, Feb 5, 2008
    #53
  6. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    No surprise that holiday sex hasn't any votes yet. Who wants to fuck when you're half-drunk, overfed and in the same house with relatives?

    And consolation sex? What the hell's that, fucking your wife from behind while watching a replay of the Don Meredith-led Cowboys against Alan Page and the Vikings in the 1969 Playoff Bowl?
     
    writing irish, Feb 5, 2008
    #54
  7. JC

    JC Well-Known Member

    I'd agree, sex with your wife is great sex
     
    JC, Feb 5, 2008
    #55
  8. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Yeah, love sex isn't a survey option. Presumably, that's self-evidently superior.
     
    writing irish, Feb 5, 2008
    #56
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    JC must be juiced -- that ball flew so far out of the park.
     
    Ace, Feb 5, 2008
    #57
  10. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Get home after work at 1 a.m. sex
     
    spnited, Feb 5, 2008
    #58
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Sleepy wife sex?
     
    Ace, Feb 5, 2008
    #59
  12. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Wife so sound asleep she doesn't feel a thing sex?
     
    Chef, Feb 5, 2008
    #60
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