The Best Sex

Someone mentioned in another thread that Tom Brady is too busy banging a Super Model after his Super Bowl loss, to watch the Giants Super Parade, consolation sex. Sex used to console one after a disappointment.

Which is the best sex?

 

I've always been a fan of birthday sex. But my favorite is "I've missed you" sex.

 

Hey, Mike. Thanks for the expert opinion on the sex thread, pardner.

 

No love for "angry sex?" Or "drunk sex?"
Or "angry, drunk, monkey sex?"

 

No problem, sir. I'm like the fat dude telling people how to diet.

 

This thread may or may not end well, but the ride along the way is guaranteed to be interesting.

I've always been quite fond of sex on the beach, and we're not talking an alcoholic concoction here, so my vote goes for vacation sex.

Is this going to be on the ballot when I vote later today?

 

mikey just killed 8 more cats.

That being said......vacation sex

 

and I thought this was going to be about the series on Cinemax.

 

I like vacation sex, as well, but there is something to be said for drunk angry monkey sex.

 

Oh, that'll probably take its place on top of my list, sir.

(In about two more years.)

 

It can be.