The Areas of My Expertise

I know how to build a chair out of pipe cleaners and paper clips that's so structurally efficient it could, in theory, sustain the weight of a 480-pound woman.

 

That sounds like a great Mythbusters episode.

 

Music trivia; quoting Friday, Swingers and Office Space; drinking [much] whiskey without getting sick; scrambling eggs; living without credit card debt; sunflower seeds; eating bar-b-cue

 

Modern fiction, wine, gerunds and battlefield trauma.

 

Dora the Explorer, the Backyardigans, LazyTown and the Higglytown Heros.

 

Sorry, girlfriend. I don't do stringing anymore -- no time for that crap and my real job keeps me too busy to take much outside work anyway. And the Diet Coke sitting next to my keyboard is fully loaded.

I got no problems with the munchkins thing though. Someone has to make sure they remain cuter than everyone else's kids.

 

I didn't want to resort to the 'multiple marriages' thing.

 

Monty Python, blocking shots, Def Leppard, options investing, and like Webby - bowling (195 league average).

 

As soon as it's legal ...






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Idaho - You looking for a one-way ticket to Colorado City??? I hear they're looking for a replacement for Warren.

 

I'd rather go for Herriman. I like the conveniences of city life. Mrs. Stretch15 is first on my list, lol.