the apocalypse has arrived in the form of anna niciole smith coverage!!

fascinating!


um, no.

 

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Well, if you watch this video, it's obvious that CNN's Jack Cafferty isn't thrilled with the overboard coverage of her death.</a>

 

Ahem.... old man!

 

A Pentagon report says the pre-war intelligence used to get us into Iraq wasn't accurate. That gets five seconds before MSNBC goes back to the wall-to-wall coverage of ANS.

 

How about the fact that three of the last four AP news alerts have moved involved her?

 

wow. she's like obi-wan. more powerful in death than i ever could have imagined.

 

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be ... unnatural.

 

Search your feelings you know them to be true. No search lower, in the crotch region. There you go.

Now if you want to shut down those feelings, imagine yourself conversing with Anna Nicole about anything in the world accept tits, ass, goldigging, or drug use.

For example, Project Anna Nicole waxing poetic with you about issues of race, I guarantee that chub-on hits the skids with the same impact the rape scene had on Deliverance.

 

Don't forget her son's death or the death of her stepson, who was battling her for the $474 million left behind by her husband, during the past year alone. Just a bittersweet life, really.

That said, I can't believe she's a front page story in papers like The Wichita Eagle today.

 

Her 65-year-old stepson,

 

Still a stepson. And a court battle.

 

It's not that hard to avoid Anna Nicole coverage, folks. Change the station or turn off the TV entirely. Flip past the story or stories in the paper. It'll only beat you over the head if you allow it to do so.