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The Anything Goes Grudge Board

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Aug 13, 2007.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Ha! Somebody besides me got Mr. Bean on Anne Coulter's body :D
     
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    But nobody else has had his baby, so to speak...
     
  3. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    I'm having a great week, I just don't feel like sharing why with the board.
     
  4. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I really need a barfing smiley . . .
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Here's the smiley, you take care of the rest...

    http://svetpohladnic.sk/pohladnice/obrazky/blaznivy-mr-bean-ate048.jpg
     
  6. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Sweet Jesus, slappy...link it. Seriously.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Too much? I mean, everything is covered up and all...
     
  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    You can see his butt cheeks, and his ass crack.
     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    geez... I'm going back to playing Calvinball... too many rules here...
     
  10. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    You know what pisses me off? That any of us can be fired for not wearing enough flair.
     
  11. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Had two fuckbuddies, past tense. After a couple months of flinging, they both gave me the Heisman last week since I didn't deem either of them relationship-worthy. So it was kind of mutual Heismans all around. Fair enough.

    So today I'm in the grocery store getting a salad for lunch, when I see this woman on whom I've been nurturing an immense crush for three months. Relationship material, I'd been thinking.

    I see her with her new boyfriend. He's carrying her infant child and playing around with her and the kid like he's already the stepdaddy. Man, woman, child, all smiling, grocery cart full of healthy food, looking as perfect as a magazine ad.

    There I was, limping with my bandaged-up foot...holding my plastic-enclosed salad and wishing that Hades' chariot would brust from beneath the grocery store tiles and snatch me away from this earthly plane where I wander as a perpetual bachelor.

    Thick is the bitter bile that flows through my veins in place of blood. I have in irrational urge to chew on rusty nails. Being single's one thing, but it sucks to not even have a crush.
     
  12. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Budd-ies? Plural?

    I haven't banged since the Clinton Adminstration, it seems, and here you're enjoying a double-deep-dick summer.

    Well congrats (and sorry to hear they scrammed).
     
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