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The Allosaur's Restaurant Massacree

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Aug 10, 2007.

  1. http://news.aol.com/story/_a/dinosaur-mass-grave-discovered/20070810065909990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

    Where was OJ?
    Hmmm.....
     
  2. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Tonight on CSI:Frick: "A Close Play at the Plateosaurus"
     
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Massacree?
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Step right in, it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad tracks.

    You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant.
     
  5. JR

    JR Active Member

    Can't be true. The earth's only 5,000 years old.
     
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Fenian reminds me of the (perhaps mythical) sports editor who assigned a sidebar on the folks who ran the stopwatches at local track meets, just so he could use the headline "These are the souls who time men's tries."
     
  7. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Ladies & gentlemen, Carl Everett!
     

  8. I love that man, whoever he is!
     
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    We could just say it was JackReacher.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 1, 2015
  10. I have a button for that on my blender. Great for liquifying chicken bones.
     
  11. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    IIRC, it was Jack Mann.
     
  12. Simon_Cowbell

    Simon_Cowbell Active Member

    What I would do to be able to fire that guy.
     
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