The ADVICE thread

And chocolate fountains ...

 

Don't bitch about selection of food in the press box food. If you had a real job, you'd have to choose your own food. You aren't fat because they only offer hot dogs and mac & cheese in the press box. You're fat because you can't put the fork down.

Newspapers aren't being beaten down by the internet. Newspapers are dying because people "in the biz" assume the internet is a fad.

 

Don't expect any of these posts to make it through the week.

 

Why am I not surprised?

 

Don't eat food in the pressbox unless you or your paper pays for it.

 

You shouldn't be surprised at the level of my greatness (patheticness).

 

No, actually that would be a great ringtone though.

 

Once a week, take some time for yourself.

 

Don't call out posters on a message board by posting on a message board.

Pot, meet kettle.

 

Don't post about your sex life or the size of your penis.

 

Parents: watch your fucking kids. Talk to them every now and then, too.