The ADVICE thread

Just add your little snippets of advice ... no matter how simple or complex.

Mine:


DO NOT touch yourself in the eye after chopping a habenera pepper. It kind of hurts.

 

Don't let yourself get complacent. If you do, and you let yourself go to the levels of those around you, you're only cheating yourself.

 

If you have back hair, don't wear a white shirt to the gym. Your hair will show through the shirt as you sweat and gross out the girl you're trying to talk to.

 

Don't talk to a guy with back hair who's sweating through a white t-shirt.

 

Yoga pants look better on girls.

 

Flush.

 

Dye your back hair so it won't show through your white t-shirts when you go to the gym.

 

Don't call it a 'cheat' day. Call it a 'treat' day and reward yourself for all your hard work.

 

Fixed

 

It's OK to be selfish sometimes.

 

Floss.

 

Don't eat yellow snow.