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The absolute worst small talk EVER

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Dec 9, 2009.

  1. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Wow, that's fifth deck territory there. Well done!
     
  2. You know pimps can't waste no hair conditioner!

    If she knows you're gonna to get her with the back door magic stick, spit's cheap and easy, nam sayin'. If not, then you're on your own, my man.
     
  3. Iron_chet

    Iron_chet Well-Known Member

    The King Player, my friend, your friend

    Nice to see you representing in the green and gold.
     
  4. You gotta keep it pimpin', ya dig?

    Major daps on the hair conditioner. Us pimps just can't be wasting it, nam mean.
     
  5. Petrie

    Petrie Guest

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    Shampoo is better! I clean the ass!

    Conditioner is better! I leave it silky and smooth!

    Oh really, fool?

    Really!
     
  6. This reminds me of something...UNLEASH THE MAGIC JUAN INSIDE OF YOU: LESSON #1.

    Now, fellow pimps. When you roll up in a C-store and you spot a fly hunny, check these steps...

    1. The minute you see her, flash her that pimp smile.
    2. Go about your shoppin', because she's gonna know what's good.
    3. Pick up what you need, but also a box of Magnum XLs. Scuff the bars of the box. This step is important, but if you can't wear Magnum XLs, step ya game up, son.
    4. Roll back to that hunny and spit ya game.
    5. Split wit' her and get up to the register and slow ya roll.
    6. Let the trick at the front scan ya goods (especially if she's fly, yessur).
    7. They'll get caught up on the Magnums and need a price check.
    8. If you've done Step 1-8 correctly, you'll have a reason to use those Magnums, nam' mean?

    Keep it pimpin'.
     
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