The A.P.'s TO watch

I blame the media.

 

Is ANY paper out there running it?

 

The AP just reported that T.O.'s morning bowel movement was smooth and refreshing...

 

How many wipes? Is he one of those guys who stands up to wipe? Does he take his shirt off?

Where the fuck is Ed Werder on this!?

 

Where's Peter King when you need him? Still eating all the pseudo-healthy stuff in the media room? :

 

ALLEN PARK, Mi. -- I'm in Michigan for Detroit Lions training camp, but Brett Favre is not here so I don't know why I even bothered. Bunch of guys running around and stuff, but I stopped at the Starbucks in Livonia and had a green tea latte. What will those geniuses in Seattle think of next??!!

Media food:

Entree: Had a wafer cracker, snorted an eight-ball of coke and smoked two cigarettes. The cracker was rather bland. B+

Drink: Had a Dasani water. Did you know that Favre loves Dasani water. Told me so 5 years ago. Great guy, that Favre.

 

Later I was driving down the Southfield Freeway and decided to hit one of my old haunts.

The police had ferreted out two of my favorite crackhouses, but I found another one just down the road.

After that I had a Coney dog. Cold chili this time. The dog was sort of slimy, so I smoked another rock for dessert.

I may go into the city and play some $10 slots. My expense account should cover it.

 

So, what's the latest? I haven't heard anything today. Is T.O. doing alright? Did ARod get traded yet? How 'bout Soriano?

 

T.O. is OK, but Parcells is frustrated.

ARod didn't get traded because the Cubs decided not to pony up Aramis Ramirez in order to put ARod at third. Oh, and Phil Nevin should be released any day now. [/tribune]

 

Nice work, DP.

 

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