The 2008 SJ.com Mock Draft

Glad to see the Bengals don't feel like they need, you know, a defense or anything.

 

The Chicago Bears, the Monsters of the Midway, give in to temptation and select RB Rashard Mendenhall of Illinois.

 

The Saints did a good job of screwing them. I thought they might look linebacker (Rivers) if that happens.

 

In real life, that's what I'm hoping happens [/Bengalsfanboiloser]

 

What if the Patriots take Rivers at 7 and Saints trade up for Ellis at 8?

 

Sorry for not saying the Lions are on the clock. Five minutes have been added.

1. Miami Dolphins - T Jake Long
2. St. Louis Rams - DE Chris Long
3. Atlanta Falcons - QB Matt Ryan
4. Oakland Raiders - DT Glenn Dorsey
5. Kansas City Chiefs - DE Vernon Gholston
6. New York Jets - RB Darren McFadden
7. New England Patriots - CB Leodis McKelvin
8. In a trade with Baltimore - New Orleans Saints - DT Sederick Ellis
9. Cincinnati Bengals - G/T Branden Albert
10. Baltimore Ravens - T Ryan Clady
11. Buffalo Bills - WR Devin Thomas
12. Denver Broncos - T Chris Williams
13. Carolina Panthers - QB Brian Brohm
14. Chicago Bears - RB Rashard Mendenhall

 

The wretched life that is well too known to Bengals fans continue. That's like the worst-case scenario there. You'd have to hope they trade down, but no clue who would want to move up.
Trade down and take Mayo later, I guess.

Maybe a DE to make up for the loss of smith?

 

O.J. Mayo?

 

I wish I were joking. Glad to see people having some fun.

1. Miami Dolphins - T Jake Long
2. St. Louis Rams - DE Chris Long
3. Atlanta Falcons - QB Matt Ryan
4. Oakland Raiders - DT Glenn Dorsey
5. Kansas City Chiefs - DE Vernon Gholston
6. New York Jets - RB Darren McFadden
7. New England Patriots - CB Leodis McKelvin
8. In a trade with Baltimore - New Orleans Saints - DT Sederick Ellis
9. Cincinnati Bengals - G/T Branden Albert
10. Baltimore Ravens - T Ryan Clady
11. Buffalo Bills - WR Devin Thomas
12. Denver Broncos - T Chris Williams
13. Carolina Panthers - QB Brian Brohm
14. Chicago Bears - RB Rashard Mendenhall
15. Detroit Lions - WR/KR DeSean Jackson

The Arizona Cardinals are on the clock.

 

Arizona won't need much of it, because Antrel Rolle has been a dud.

CB Mike Jenkins, South Florida.

 

Jerod, LB, Tenn

 

Or, as Berman will name him, Hold the.