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The 2007 SJ Anyone-Can-Do-This Summer Novel--Beta Version

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Jul 5, 2007.

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  1. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    "Dammit. I hate these shoes!" she exclaimed.
     
    KYSportsWriter, Jul 5, 2007
    #37
  2. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    And she killed everyone on earth with the Crippler Crossface before hanging herself with the weight machine cord.
     
    Mystery_Meat, Jul 5, 2007
    #38
  3. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    At least, that's what she felt like doing after falling down.
     
    Tommy_Dreamer, Jul 5, 2007
    #39
  4. Bucknutty

    Bucknutty Member

    Or so one reading her mind would have thought, for her thoughts drifted to a tragic murder-suicide she had seen on the morning news that very day.
     
    Bucknutty, Jul 5, 2007
    #40
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    She only remembers some of the details, focused as she was on reaching Mile 2 on the treadmill, although she did remember their first names were John and Emily.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jul 5, 2007
    #41
  6. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    She got a text message from a co-worker about who she was going to make her debut on the other team with, and she texted back "idk, my bff jill"
     
    Mystery_Meat, Jul 5, 2007
    #42
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    "LOL," she smiled.
     
    zeke12, Jul 5, 2007
    #43
  8. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    CHAPTER TWO

    John and Emily, Emily and John....the first conjoined twins ever born to lesbian mothers, separated at 11 months old, leaving each with one lung....so close throughout their lives that friends just called them Jemily.
     
    21, Jul 5, 2007
    #44
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It just seemed so much more natural that way; their mom tried Emohn but it didnt have the same lilt.
     
    slappy4428, Jul 5, 2007
    #45
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    John became a Renaissance man, Emily a storyteller who didn't always finish her stories.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jul 5, 2007
    #46
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    John couldn't cook a lick; Emily always hosted Thanksgiving dinner -- whether she wanted to or not -- but this year would be different; her friend Pow was going to meet the family.
     
    slappy4428, Jul 5, 2007
    #47
  12. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    And what a story she'd have to explain, no doubt between spoonfuls of cranberry sauce and handfuls of corn muffins, about a tawdry night she reflected back on with a mixture of shame and intensity which almost ended her career but ultimately did the opposite -- it helped her immensely.
     
    Flying Headbutt, Jul 5, 2007
    #48
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