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The 12 Days Of SJ.com

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Dec 1, 2007.

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  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    On the 12th day of Christmas SportsJournalists.com gave to me,
    Twelve pages to lay out in 45 minutes
    Eleven bastard publishers
    Ten screaming parents
    Nine rotting rancid
    Eight floating flaccid
    seven flabby funky
    six soggy splitting
    rotting tubes of animal flesh!!
    four gross and greasy
    three dank decaying
    Notre Dame hot dogs
    In a fetid bath of malodorous swill!!
     
    Starman, Dec 6, 2007
    #133
  2. Omar_dont_scare

    Omar_dont_scare Guest

    (Humbly submitted with a minor edit in the name of the Scansion Gods. And yes, this is the best one yet)

    On the seventh day of Christmas, SJ gave to me:

    Seven writers piddling
    Six trapped squirrels
    Five R.I.P.
    Four random insults
    Three bags full
    Two fried-egg tits
    And a button we can't talk about.
     
    Omar_dont_scare, Dec 6, 2007
    #134
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