That's a lot of Thin Mints....Girl Scout sells 17-thousand boxes of cookies.

While I have an affinity for thin mints, there is nothing-I mean NOTHING-better than Samoas.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080514/METRO/805140379/1409/METRO

She also gets to go to Europe.

 

It's so exciting," Sharpe said. "I've got like, five enemies at school who say, 'You're so geeky. You're in the Girl Scouts.' But I'm like, 'Yeah, but I'm going to Europe while you'll be watching TV and stuffing your face.'"

What an uppity bitch.

 

Thin Mints kick Samoas' ass.

 

Seriously?

I thought that was pretty funny. Serves those fuckers right. Making fun of her and yet she is accomplishing something.

 

mmmmmmmm Thin Mints from the freezer.






Pool for those on the board: Guess how many years IJAG spent in Girl Scouts.

 

Oh, and full disclosure: I hate girls scout cookies.

Fake edit: Have fun with the quote function, fuckers.

 

Yeah, seriously. She's so like Tracy Flick, it's scary.

 

11 years.

 

Trick question.

0.

 

There's frequently considerable parent/networking help behind many of these sick-results stories.

Dig deeper.

 

She must spend all her spare time hopping into a car and delivering cookies. Seriously.

 

Guesses will be accepted until whenever Thursday afternoon I remember to check in and put down the answer.