Thanksgiving final course: Punk beats up his sister's girlfriend

Yeah, that's what I wondered, too. There are quite a few people I would like to do this to. And most of them aren't gay.

 

In case I've ever given an impression otherwise, you scare me more than a little bit.

 

Safe to say Mobile's finest can find the Hawkins family manse without GPS. They've been called out multiple times dating back to 1999. In the two years between Daddy shooting Junior and Junior going Mike Tyson on Sis's date, they were called to the house four different times.

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At this point I truly don't know if the beating was driven by homophobia. I do know that if you needed a zoo exhibit for white trash that you could just wheel the house in.

 

Wake up people. We've got drugs and hookers in the mix now. No word on a drive through.

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This has become to me what Casey Anthony was to my female friends. I'm absolutely hooked.