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Thanks for coming Floyd, we have some nice parting gifts for you...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MertWindu, Aug 5, 2006.

  1. MertWindu

    MertWindu Active Member


  2. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Who the hell is still awake now?

    Oh yeah, Floyd's a bad Mennonite.
  3. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member


    I wish he were clean, but I'm quite glad when cheaters are busted and punished appropriately. A lifetime ban from the sport is in order.
  4. ServeItUp

    ServeItUp Active Member

    I'm at a point where I'm going to assume every professional athlete has cheated in one form or another. Basketball players never do schoolwork beyond the ninth grade, nor do football players ("I'm a football player. I get all As," said Boobie Miles), who take whatever substances they have to in order to turn into raging maniacs each week. Baseball players (especially marginal triple-A players, right Selig?) are pulling whatever they can out of track and field's pharmaceutical arsenal, while hockey goalies wear pads that are too big ("In the minors," said Dominik Hasek, when asked where the goalies are who use regulation-sized pads) and use sticks curved beyond what those materials are naturally capable, but never get measured until the opposition is trailing and facing elimination.

    Did I miss anyone?
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Cricket players ;)
  6. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    Landis looks a lot like Bobby Lutz.

    The Oliver Stone in me is whispering "conspiracy", but he's probably guilty as charged.
  7. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

    Ty Murray. :)
  8. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley Member

    Just two words for ya buddy: The Whizzinator

  9. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Either Ontarrio Smith is Matt Foley or MF is really John Bobbitt
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