Thanks for coming Floyd, we have some nice parting gifts for you...

Fucker.

http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/cycling/news/story?id=2539409

 

Who the hell is still awake now?

Oh yeah, Floyd's a bad Mennonite.

 

Good.

I wish he were clean, but I'm quite glad when cheaters are busted and punished appropriately. A lifetime ban from the sport is in order.

 

I'm at a point where I'm going to assume every professional athlete has cheated in one form or another. Basketball players never do schoolwork beyond the ninth grade, nor do football players ("I'm a football player. I get all As," said Boobie Miles), who take whatever substances they have to in order to turn into raging maniacs each week. Baseball players (especially marginal triple-A players, right Selig?) are pulling whatever they can out of track and field's pharmaceutical arsenal, while hockey goalies wear pads that are too big ("In the minors," said Dominik Hasek, when asked where the goalies are who use regulation-sized pads) and use sticks curved beyond what those materials are naturally capable, but never get measured until the opposition is trailing and facing elimination.

Did I miss anyone?

 

Cricket players

 

Landis looks a lot like Bobby Lutz.

The Oliver Stone in me is whispering "conspiracy", but he's probably guilty as charged.

 

Ty Murray.

 

Just two words for ya buddy: The Whizzinator

 

Either Ontarrio Smith is Matt Foley or MF is really John Bobbitt