Thankfully Cindy isn't renting apartments in Japan ...

... or else you might have to sleep in a closet.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080530/ap_on_re_as/japan_closet_woman

 

If she had slept in a kid's room, wouldn't the parents owe a big fat apology for all those late night speeches about how there's no monsters in the closet?

 

gola, did you get lost in bj's closet?

 

cindy's apartment has 3BRs. 3BRs!

And that link has the greatest cutline I have ever seen: "A closet is seen in this file photo."

Not the closet in question. A closet.

 

"She had moved a mattress into the small closet space and even took showers, Itakura said, calling the woman 'neat and clean.' "

 

We should introduce her to Mike.

 

she is neat and clean.

 

See? She has that going for her. Major selling point.

 

but i see mikey leaving his cereal bowls -- half full of milk mind you -- laying around the apt. for days at a time.

 

And she'll clean them up, while being unobtrusive. Plus, he can probably introduce her to Boy Meets World (which, by the way, I've never seen a minute of and might actually only know of because of Preppy)

 

i bet he doesn't change his boxers much, either.

 

The idea that you know what kind of underwear he wears troubles me.