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Thank you to my newspaper

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Not important anymore, May 30, 2008.

  1. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

  2. zebracoy

    zebracoy Guest

    No wonder they did all this to you. I hear you're not important anymore.
  3. Bump_Wills

    Bump_Wills Member

    Dear employer, I'd like to tell you
    It's been wonderful, for all these years
    But now you know, I've got a new shoe
    And I'll be wearing it so far from here

    Dear employer, your escalators
    Are very dangerous on the way down
    They rip the skin and they pull you in
    Spit out the bony bits and coffee grounds

    Dear employer, I heard a story
    When you were just knee-high, higher than I
    You built the wings, the propeller too
    With balsa wood and glue you made it fly

    Dear employer, you commanded me
    Your commendations now don't mean as much
    'Cause I'm a lost cause, causing a problem
    And I promise to be way out of touch

    Dear employer, when you hear the news
    Please save the saintly words for saintly souls
    'Cause I'll be long gone, long gone and rotting
    Long gone and ulcerous, nothing I'm told

    That's the reason that I quit
    The reason that I quit
    That's the reason that I quit
    The reason that I quit

    That's the reason that I quit
    The reason that I quit
    That's the reason
    That's the reason
    That's the reason
    That's the reason
  4. Stone Cane

    Stone Cane Member

    I did some investigating into this and narrowed it down to 583 newspapers.
  5. Pi

    Pi Member

  6. Bob_Jelloneck

    Bob_Jelloneck Member

  7. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    i missed you, bob. i hope you're feeling better.
  8. Colton

    Colton Active Member

    Sadly, it sounds like a cnhi shop.
  9. FileNotFound

    FileNotFound Well-Known Member

    Not Important Anymore seems to be assuming he/she ever was. :(
  10. pressmurphy

    pressmurphy Member

    You're welcome. By the way, we got the city to condemn your apartment building so that we can build our new world headquarters on your crappy piece of living space. You've got a week to move your stuff out or you'll lose it when we implode the building on June 8th. Or 10th. Or 3rd. Whatever.
  11. chazp

    chazp Active Member

    My first thought as well.
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    You CNHI guys are going to have to help me out here, I know they're massively cheap, but so far as I know, their M.O. is not to do the fire/rehire thing. Can you enlighten us?

    This sounds like Singleton to me.
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