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Texas Stadium demolition ... brought to you by Kraft Foods

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Or, Jerry Jones would do anything for a buck.

    http://irvingblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/12/kraft-foods-poised-to-sponsor.html
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 29, 2009
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  2. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    jerry jones has nothing to do with it. it's the city of irving's property.
     
    txsportsscribe, Dec 29, 2009
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  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    You're both correct.
     
    OnTheRiver, Dec 29, 2009
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  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Maybe it could be rigged that when boom goes the dynamite, instead of smoke there is a huge haze of powdered cheese.
     
    playthrough, Dec 29, 2009
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  5. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    So that's where Kraft gets the grated parmesan cheese.
     
    MacDaddy, Dec 29, 2009
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  6. highlander

    highlander Member

    Maybe when it implodes Miracle Whip can spray on everyone. Like a giantic money shot.
     
    highlander, Dec 29, 2009
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  7. Thirsty And Vacant

    Thirsty And Vacant Member

    Standing within the Irving city limits as I type this, I'm befuddled.

    I'm sure the city is hurting as every one else is...but...I'm at a loss for words.
     
    Thirsty And Vacant, Dec 30, 2009
    #7
  8. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    I have a great idea.

    I'm going to start selling sponsorship opportunities for my funeral.
     
    JR, Dec 30, 2009
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  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    "JR's Funeral, brought to you by the Hudson's Bay Company. We were established in 1670, meaning JR's the only thing here older than us!" ;D
     
    Double J, Dec 30, 2009
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  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Chef's funeral ... sponsored by Coors and by Ginsu Knives.
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 30, 2009
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