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Texas Stadium demolition ... brought to you by Kraft Foods

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Or, Jerry Jones would do anything for a buck.

  2. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    jerry jones has nothing to do with it. it's the city of irving's property.
  3. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    You're both correct.
  4. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Maybe it could be rigged that when boom goes the dynamite, instead of smoke there is a huge haze of powdered cheese.
  5. MacDaddy

    MacDaddy Active Member

    So that's where Kraft gets the grated parmesan cheese.
  6. highlander

    highlander Member

    Maybe when it implodes Miracle Whip can spray on everyone. Like a giantic money shot.
  7. Standing within the Irving city limits as I type this, I'm befuddled.

    I'm sure the city is hurting as every one else is...but...I'm at a loss for words.
  8. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    I have a great idea.

    I'm going to start selling sponsorship opportunities for my funeral.
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    "JR's Funeral, brought to you by the Hudson's Bay Company. We were established in 1670, meaning JR's the only thing here older than us!" ;D
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Chef's funeral ... sponsored by Coors and by Ginsu Knives.
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