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Terrorist steer shot by police. HC maintains Al-Cowda was responsible

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by JR, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. JR

    JR Active Member

    Her line made me laugh but still, 15 shots to kill a damn cow in suburban Toronto?

    http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/348263

    It charged at one of the officers, right at him, and he had no choice,” Provincial police Sgt. Dave Woodford said

    Last report said that the cow had no weapons of mass destruction.

    Watch the video. It's pretty funny
     
  2. JR

    JR Active Member

  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    If you turn vegan, the terrorists win.
     
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    This happened in Me, Myself and Irene, too. Jim Carrey starred in Me, Myself and Irene. Jim Carrey was born in Canada. This happened in Canada.

    I'm just throwing that out there.
     
  5. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    You know, if Al-Qaeda has taken to putting bombs in fake gestational abdomens, an incendiary gonad on a cow .... oh wait. STEER. Never mind ...

    Any truth to the rumor that the ranchers were feeding this animal Red Bull?
     
  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Never, ever, feed Red Bull to a steer.

    It just makes them resentful and angry.

    It keeps them awake. And it makes them have to pee.

    That usually reminds them why they're so resentful and angry, which makes them even more resentful and angry.
     
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    If we let the cows win, they will rain Cud missiles upon New York.
     
  8. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    If we turn vegan, then bovine methane emissions will enhance the greenhouse effect, furthering the onset of global warming and increasing world ocean levels to the point that Garden City, Kan., will have oceanfront real estate.

    Beef: It's what's for dinner.
    And it's good for the environment.​
     
  9. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Finnup Park: Club Med on the Arkansas River.
     
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I've always wondered how much sea levels would rise if every bit of ice in Antarctica (speaking of T-jacks) and Greenland melted. Anyone see a figure?
     
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    If you turned vegan, you wouldn't be such a dork. Just sayin.
     
  12. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Hey, Star, there is a difference between a cow and a steer.

    One is a chick. The other is like Mike.

    Oh, and unloading your clip into a charging cow in a residential area is about the lamest thing I have ever heard.

    Just for fun, my friends and I would try to get a bull that was in this field to charge us so we could run and climb a tree or hop a fence.

    I did like the touch of the yellow sheets being placed over Elsie.
     
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