Terrorist birds continue assault on human aviation ... and now motorcycles

bigpern23 · Mar 10, 2009

Re: Terrorist birds continue assault on human aviation

Lester Bangs said:

Driving down the road one day in college with both driver's and passenger side windows open.

I see a pheasant/chuckar or some other large game bird flying across the field toward me and as it gets closer I start to realize we were on a collision course. I slow down -- stupidly, it turns out -- and the bird flies through the passenger window, through the car and out the driver's side window. I look out and see his bird ass still going like nothing ever happened. Scared himself shitless in the process, blasting the whole inside of the car -- and me -- with excrement.

I shit you not ...
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2muchcoffeeman · Mar 16, 2009

They're expanding their repertoire. Turkey vs. motorcyclist in Maine. The latter was wearing a helmet (which saved him from serious injury) and survived with a broken collarbone, the former was helmetless and will probably enable both the rider and his buddy to feed their families for a week.

http://sj-online2.sunjournal.com/html/turkey/index.php?storyid=307828&t=3

Three things:

1. Yeesh ... when will they start posting diatribes on the Internet?
2. Arthur Carlson was right: Turkeys really can fly!
3. Please pass the cranberry sauce. Anybody want more mashed potatoes?

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