Terrence Cody: 370 pounds and a C-cup.

Dear Penthouse,

As a football coach at a major university, I can safely say that I'd always hoped this would happen to me. That doesn't mean I thought it would happen twice!
While on a business trip, I wandered over to the local high school to scout out the talent. What I saw blew my mind. He was a little big, but I like 'em big. The bigger the better, really. More cushion for the pushin', like my daddy used to say. The way he carried himself, the way he jiggled as he ran up and down the field, made my rod as stiff as a first-down marker.
After the game I worked up the courage to talk to him, and without any prompting he took off his shirt. The man-breasts were easily C-cups, maybe Ds. And the nipples! Oh, the nipples! They were like giant chocolate chips! They were mesmerizing.
I'd say I'd never seen man-tits that large before, but there was another fella I had a few years ago that was close. It never gets old, though.
I cupped his man-boobs in my hands, sized them up, squeezed them. It felt like I was holding them for an hour and it could have been. They were just so soft and supple. I had to ask if I could have him. Thank goodness he said yes!
We spent the next four years together and had some great times. None were as magical as that first night. I often fantasize about finding another one like that, but, sadly, I don't know if I ever will.

Sincerely,

N.S.
Tuscaloosa, Ala.

 

I always thought it looked like a Yip Yip was trying to escape from his chest.

 

Excellent.

 

Re: Terrance Cody: 370 pounds and a C-cup.

Possibly NSFW


http://www.amandajonestravel.com/photography/photography_images/africa/images_ethiopia/eth_59.jpg

Bama needs to reevaluate their training program. Picture at Senior Bowl Luau are DB Javier Arenas and LB Rolando McClain.

 

Funny, Boom, but the picture may be NSFW at some places. Even if it does harken back to the National Geographic porn of our ancestors.

 

Our ancestors? Hell, Boom is one of our ancestors...

 

Sorry Batman. I changed picture over to click on.

 

Too bad Alabama's players are so fat and out-of-shape. They're never going to win a championship with a team full of soft bodies like that.

 

Someone's a little rick.

 

No problem, man. I enjoy aboriginie titties as much as the next man. But SOME people...