Tennessee teen gives new meaning to make sure you pull out before shooting

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/dallas-archer-gun-in-vagina_n_5198486.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022

The headline is enough to get you to click the link:
"Teen Arrested With Loaded Gun In Vagina: Cops"

 

DP with meth and a pistol. She's a wild one.

 

That gives new meaning to concealed carry.

 

Gene Simmons just cleared his schedule to write "Love Gun, Part 2."

 

She takes banging to a whole 'nother dimension.

 

Apollonia doesn't see what the big fuss is.

 

Who wins a crotchfight? Her, or Spinal Tap's pink torpedo?

 

I heard hiding a gun in your vagina leads to Blue Waffle Disease.

 

Pistol packin' mama, lay that pistol down.

 

New meaning to the shocker as well.


And this is pure gold:

It turns out that the gun was stolen last year when John Souther's car was "ransacked" in an auto burglary, cops said.
Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman, told TSG that he'd make sure to give his stolen "little fellow... a bath in bleach.”

 

"This one time, at band camp ..."

 

Wins the thread!