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Teenage "Hiccup Girl" charged with murder

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Baron Scicluna, Oct 25, 2010.

  1. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    19-year-old girl who had gained worldwide fame/infamy for having continuous hiccups for five weeks several years ago was charged with first-degree murder in an botched attempted robbery with two other males:


    Talk about keeping your 15 minutes of fame alive. What an ungrateful brat. Here she is, having the knowledge that thousands of people were willing to help her for a medical condition, and instead of learning how good people can be, she turns to a life of crime.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If Hiccup Girl can go bad, what hope is there for the human race?
  3. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing she was pretty easy to track down ...
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Investigators released a statement that they were glad that they could scratch Flatulent Girl off the suspect list.
  5. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    I'll bet her defense will be the hiccups made her crazy. Her own personal Twinkie defense!
  6. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    "Give me your money or I'll shoo shoo shoo Bang! ooot!"
  7. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Could have set up an Abbott and Costello "Who's On First"-like interrogation down at the old police department.

    Cop: "Who lured the victim to the house?"
    Male suspect: "Mee."
    Cop: "You?"
    MS: "No, Mee."
    Cop: "Look, all I'm trying to find out is who shot the poor guy."
    MS: "I did."
    Cop: "So, who brought him there?"
    MS: "Mee."
    Cop: "You?"
    MS: "No! Mee!"
    Cop does facepalm.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Five replies in and this is already hilarious.
  9. Journo13

    Journo13 Member

    Now we know what five weeks of non-stop hiccups can do to a person.
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The bailiff will have to have the bag ready to pop when she takes the stand
  11. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    At least she's used to bread and water.
  12. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    Forget the hiccups -- what in hell happened to her eyebrows?
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