Teen Wolf alert

HBO Family, beginning at 12:50 CST.

What are you looking at, Dicknose?

 

I'd totally fuck Boof. Much hotter than Pamela, IMO.

 

She probably doesn't put out like Pamela, though.

 

Good. It means she'll be tighter ... ummm ... what? Whatever.

 

And is there a better prep basketball coach than Bobby Finstock?

"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."

 

Outing alert! Norman Stansfield is Bill Simmons.

 

Your slandering me, whatever

 

When MJFox dribbles in the backcourt, sort of setting up the offense, it's gold !
I love watching the wolf-dude when he's quarterbacking that half-court offense.
He's a high dribbler and you'd think he'd be prone to giving up more steals.
But he definitely holds court when he's quarterbacking that squad.

 

Thanks for the heads up. I caught it just in time for the Wolf basketball montage. Brilliant.

The one thing that's always bothered me about the end of this movie is, who is Mick allowed to stand under the basket during those final free throws? I mean, has the director ever watched a game of basketball in his life?

 

When I was a kid and we would play ball at recess there was one kid in my class that was absolutely sure you could stand under the basket to rebound a free throw. He had no doubt in his mind that was in the rule books. Of course the only reason he thought this was because he saw it in Teen Wolf.

Fourth graders are fuckin' stupid sometimes.

 

I always wondered about that myself. I think it might have been because the director really, really wanted that reaction shot when the game-winning free throw drops through?

Oh, and BTW, have we finally put that damn rumor to rest that the role of Nick was played by Mike Piazza.

 

How about the cheerleaders cheering IN FRONT OF each of the benches DURING THE GAME?

Or the mascot dancing around IN FRONT OF the scorer's table DURING THE GAME?

That always happens.