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Teen Caught Making Love to 'Flirtatious' Cow, Passes Out During Wedding

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TrooperBari, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    Glad somebody remembered to use that quote.
     
  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I dunno.
    I read that he milked her first then fucked her.
     
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Answers the question, "how do you keep them down on the farm?"
     
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Bare Hoofed and pregnant?
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Either gov't subsidies or keeping them from ever seeing Paree.
     
  6. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    Beautiful.
     
  7. canucklehead

    canucklehead Active Member

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Interrupting cow.
    Interrupting cow w. . .
    Moooooo!
     
  8. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    Ike Snopes can sympathize with this young man's plight.
     
  9. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    New twist to an old adage - why pay to milk the cow when you can fuck it for free?
     
  10. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    I am truly cowed by this story
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

  12. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Lost in all the jokes is the fact that this is a remarkable piece of newspaper writing.

    How many stories have any of us written where EVERY SENTENCE contained something interesting?
     
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