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Teen Caught Making Love to 'Flirtatious' Cow, Passes Out During Wedding

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TrooperBari, Jun 11, 2010.

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  1. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    You milked the joke a bit too much by combining udderly and moooooooving.

    By the way. ... I heard that the kid got caught in the first place, because the cops were doing a steakout.
     
    The Big Ragu, Jun 11, 2010
    #25
  2. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    It appears he skimmed past the foreplay, but there's a two percent chance he forgot the whole thing.
     
    Trey Beamon, Jun 11, 2010
    #26
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    It's not the kid's fault. The cow put the moooooove on him.
     
    Ace, Jun 11, 2010
    #27
  4. cyclingwriter

    cyclingwriter Active Member

    Male cow, young woman. Need to make that clear.
     
    cyclingwriter, Jun 11, 2010
    #28
  5. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    The cow had a firm and lovely derierre.
     
    Care Bear, Jun 11, 2010
    #29
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I wonder if the young man got some tail
     
    Boom_70, Jun 11, 2010
    #30
  7. TeamBud

    TeamBud Member

    The story doesn't mention if Ngurah Alit's friend, Lee Harvey, was the best man.
    ("Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.")
     
    TeamBud, Jun 11, 2010
    #31
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    First we had baked chicken and now a rump roast.
     
    Boom_70, Jun 11, 2010
    #32
  9. Sic semper tyrannis

    Sic semper tyrannis Member

    beautiful.
     
    Sic semper tyrannis, Jun 11, 2010
    #33
  10. Beef03

    Beef03 Active Member

    Male cow? So the bovine version of Caster Semenya? I think the word you're grasping for here is bull. What you got is the equivalent of male woman.
     
    Beef03, Jun 11, 2010
    #34
  11. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    There is only one thing I notice when reading that post. I am twelve.
     
    Care Bear, Jun 11, 2010
    #35
  12. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    So many good ones here.

    My only question is, does this qualify as 'road beef'?
     
    UPChip, Jun 11, 2010
    #36
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