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Teen Caught Making Love to 'Flirtatious' Cow, Passes Out During Wedding

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TrooperBari, Jun 11, 2010.

  1. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Active Member

    Sometimes these stories just write themselves.


  2. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Apparently flattery WILL get you somewhere. :eek: :eek: :eek:
  3. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Make sure to read all the way to the end.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You only cover our shotgun weddings to come-hither cows!
  5. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Seriously. The poor fucking cow.

    And how did they come up with this logic?

    They decide they have to cleanse the village of the kid's act.

    The drown the cow in the ocean. The kid? He only gets symbolically drowned and bathed on the beach.

    So the net of all of this is that a cow got raped by a man and then drowned in the ocean.

    What exactly separates man from other animals?
  6. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Our ability to weasel out of things. That's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
  7. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Apparently in that village it's not too hard to find the village idiots.
  8. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Now that is what I call a slump buster.
  9. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member


    Good luck, you crazy kids.
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    In Wisconsin, they wouldn't make the kid marry his cow bride. They'd just make him clean her up off the highway.
  11. printdust

    printdust New Member

    I'm not a big PETA fan but they ought to be all over this.

    Cow gets raped by a nutbag.

    Cow gets drowned.

    Wonder if they eat the beef then?

    And we wonder why certain civilizations will never thrive.
  12. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Niiiiice. PACKERS!
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