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Teen-agers are getting kind of lame

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Dick Whitman, Dec 16, 2015.

  1. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Takes too much effort. They can talk to their friends online without ever leaving the house.
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Sexting is up 100% since 1975.
  4. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    It's because their Blackhawk parents never let them out of sight long enough to try something edgy.
  5. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Plenty seem to be having sex with their middle school teachers, so there's that.
    Batman, Baron Scicluna, Huggy and 5 others like this.
  6. RubberSoul1979

    RubberSoul1979 Active Member

    Do they identify themselves with music anymore, like we did? You were a Cure/Smiths fan, or a Zeppelin guy, or a metalhead, or more of a Rush fan. Is it even like that now?
  7. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    I presume they identify themselves with what type of organic lettuce they prefer.
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  8. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Oh, and their stupid parents give them electronic devices that open the door to the filthiest, nastiest porn available. Free. Why would a kid need booze or drugs?
  9. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Instagram or youtube stars>>pop or rock stars
  10. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    I don't think the problem is they don't want to be rebellious, it's that they don't want to do anything at all. Smoke weed, youth sports, play an instrument, read, get shitfaced, get a job, give a shit, do drugs, do chores, do their hair, bend the brims on their caps, or get a driver's license and drive. The only things they seem interested in are staring at screens and sending nude pics.
  11. Dick Whitman

    Dick Whitman Well-Known Member

    And pad their college applications.

    Their lives are very manicured.
  12. Brian

    Brian Well-Known Member

    Guys, save this gold for your open mic at the Chuckle Hut. Right after your routines on airline food and how women are always hassling you.
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