Team wants fat men as cheerleaders

http://sports.aol.com/mlb/story/_a/marlins-want-fat-men-who-can-dance/20080223171409990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Here's the first 2 graphs

 

I think the Cavs did this to.

 

I'd be willing to pack on another 50 pounds and move to Florida to be a Manatee. How much does the gig pay?

 

Da Matadors for Da Bulls.

 

And the new stadium on the old Orange Bowl site is a go, Moddy. This could be the start of a great career for you.

 

I would have to lose weight to qualify for this group. Just stick a fork in me. Literally, you might get something good — probably ranch dressing.

 

This is something Mark Cuban started with the Mavs. Other teams have been copying the concept over the last few years.

 

I think I'll stick with trying out for the Hogettes.

 

I've seen these idiots before. So lame.

I love the name Manatees, though.

 

As an aside, I remember when the Pacers' dance team, the Pacemates, first brought a male dancer on board. Poor sumbitch got eaten alive in Fort Wayne one night at an exhibition game.