Team coverage: Roger Clemens is lying thru his teeth on 60 Minutes

i bet there'll be another two or three.

 

Pain Shots=Steriods

 

I don't like Clemens because he made me miss the Simpsons.

 

Stiff as a board. Loud. Mean. Nervous as all hell. Yeah, he's telling the truth.

 

Roger: "My tendons aren't tearing!"

Roger: "I have a tear in my hamstring."

 

I will say this: Roger looked like he was ready to KILL Wallace as he read from the Mitchell Report.

As for "body changes" he's not bald like Bonds. His head hasn't swollen like Bonds, not that I can tell.

And, I'll also say this: Roger's doing a lot more than any other athlete who has been accused of roid use. He's done this interview, has press conference Monday.

As for did he or didn't he? I'm about 50/50 right now.

 

Clemens makes it sound like pitching in the World Series is like taking Iwo Jima from the Japanese.

 

Vioxx like Skittles, LOL

 

Blinking is a sign of lying, isn't it? Like rapid blinking? Because he's blinking like every half-second.

 

"I didn't play my career for fame or to get to the hall of Fame."

That's right.

 

Nope. He played it to name his kids after his own accomplishments.

 

Wow. "That's our country." Way to shift the focus, sir.