Teachers stage fake armed attack on elementary school students

Hey.
So far today I've posted this, and Ron Jeremy's endorsing hybrid cars.

 

Well, Ron Jeremy and hybrid cars is a double liberal media slant (sex and greenpeace).

 

And that would be a bad thing?

 

Actually, over there, the music's better and there are a lot of women who look like Julie Christie in Shampoo.

 

Go look. I'll wait.

 

Update: A teacher and an assistant principal were suspended Monday for a prank in which sixth graders on a sleepover trip were told that a gunman was prowling nearby and were ordered to hide in silence.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/15/us/15scare.html?ref=us

 

Suspended? That'll teach 'em.

I bet if a couple of the kids had convinced teachers they were gunman on the loose they would get worse than that.

 

Plus, the suspension is only until June 1: http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070515/NEWS04/705150365

 

Great Caesar's ghost!

 

I say the parents of the frightened tots should take turns making prank phone calls and TPing the suspended miscreants' lawns the duration of the suspension.