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Teachers Gone Wild - Spring Break Edition

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Captain_Kirk, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    A little early for spring break, but who knows when love is in the air?

    Holyoke, MA teacher decides to take a little road trip with her boy toy. The journey ends in a Morgantown, WV Super 8.

    Nice going, Ms LaVoie. Your little trek across state lines gets a kidnapping charge added to your slate—one that hands her a possible life sentence


    And here she is:

  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If I were her, I would argue that it was just an unofficial recruiting trip to WVU. She'd probably go scot-free.
  3. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Damn, crossing state lines should get her nominated for the Dumb Fuck Hall of Fame.
  4. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Morgantown Super 8s are well-known spring break party stops, aren't they?
  5. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    One local sheriff was quoted: "Bank robbing is baby shit alongside what this chick has been doing. Driving through people's backyards. Knocking down mailboxes. Got a dude in the car. Took him cross state lines -- that's a man act. I don't think she's got his permission, and that's kidnapping. How's that for hijinks? Now, where's the can? I gotta take a squirt."
  6. What hurts is that she thought she was headed for Canada.
  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Think how JR feels that Morgantown was mistaken for Canada!
  8. JR

    JR Active Member

    Hey, we try and keep up in Poindexter's World.


    A 34-year-old female elementary school teacher was found "engaging in an unlawful sexual act" with a 14-year-old boy in a parked car in rural Clarington on Friday night, Durham police said yesterday.


    The teenager is not a student at the teacher's school, though she coaches him in an athletics program unassociated with the school board.

    It was not immediately clear, Bickle-Hearn said, whether she had driven the car to the area for the purpose of the alleged tryst or whether they had already been together for a school sporting event.

    And I know Poins' rule is clear: pics are a must. However, they don't even name the woman--we do things differently up here. :)
  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Elementary school has a different meaning north of the border. When I first read that, I thought the kid was 10-years-old.
  10. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    This event never happened.
  11. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    The cop's name is Cpl. Goodnight
  12. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    That sheriff must have been in a hell of a hurry while scarfing down his diablo sandwich and Dr Pepper.
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