Teachers Gone Wild - Spring Break Edition

A little early for spring break, but who knows when love is in the air?

Holyoke, MA teacher decides to take a little road trip with her boy toy. The journey ends in a Morgantown, WV Super 8.

Nice going, Ms LaVoie. Your little trek across state lines gets a kidnapping charge added to your slate—one that hands her a possible life sentence

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090224/ap_on_re_us/teacher_student_missing

And here she is:

 

If I were her, I would argue that it was just an unofficial recruiting trip to WVU. She'd probably go scot-free.

 

Damn, crossing state lines should get her nominated for the Dumb Fuck Hall of Fame.

 

Morgantown Super 8s are well-known spring break party stops, aren't they?

 

One local sheriff was quoted: "Bank robbing is baby shit alongside what this chick has been doing. Driving through people's backyards. Knocking down mailboxes. Got a dude in the car. Took him cross state lines -- that's a man act. I don't think she's got his permission, and that's kidnapping. How's that for hijinks? Now, where's the can? I gotta take a squirt."

 

What hurts is that she thought she was headed for Canada.

 

Think how JR feels that Morgantown was mistaken for Canada!

 

Hey, we try and keep up in Poindexter's World.

http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/592062

A 34-year-old female elementary school teacher was found "engaging in an unlawful sexual act" with a 14-year-old boy in a parked car in rural Clarington on Friday night, Durham police said yesterday.

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The teenager is not a student at the teacher's school, though she coaches him in an athletics program unassociated with the school board.

It was not immediately clear, Bickle-Hearn said, whether she had driven the car to the area for the purpose of the alleged tryst or whether they had already been together for a school sporting event.

And I know Poins' rule is clear: pics are a must. However, they don't even name the woman--we do things differently up here.

 

Elementary school has a different meaning north of the border. When I first read that, I thought the kid was 10-years-old.

 

This event never happened.

 

The cop's name is Cpl. Goodnight

 

That sheriff must have been in a hell of a hurry while scarfing down his diablo sandwich and Dr Pepper.