Teacher goes to court seeking Declaration of Indepoindence

An Alabama teacher asserts that the state's anti-Poin law is unconstitutional.

Is Alabama's school employee-student sex law constitutional? A judge will decide

Obligatory.

 

After hearing oral arguments this afternoon about the constitutionality of Alabama's law prohibiting school employees from having sex with students, Morgan County Circuit Judge Glenn Thompson said he has "a lot of reading to do."

I bet you do, you old dawg!

 

Someone quick! Send him the matrix!

 

Carrie, sometimes the law prevents you from doing what you want. As a teacher you have a supervisory relationship with a student. That means ya'all ain't supposed to be doing the nasty. You and your brother also both may be over the age of consent, but ya'all ain't supposed to doing it either.

 

More proof you can't judge by mugshots alone.

 

The ad this thread dragged in seems appropriate ...

 

Teaches (or taught) history, psych and social studies, and coached girls golf and JV cheer. Good bench strength.

 

History, psych and social studies? Both already fall under social studies. After history and psych, there isn't much more social studies she could be teaching ...


Now I realize I'm missing the point here about a quality Poin case, but my nerd mind can't get past that wording...

 

Aramark?

Isn't that the campus cafeteria food service people? Don't tell me they are trying to fuck the kids too...

 

From the sound of it, she found an entirely new category of social studies.

 

Lots of wood in that picture.

 

Thread title of the year.
Lock it up now.