Teach the girls as young as possible

Did Lauren Graham design these panties?

 

Why, do you wanna know whose handiwork you're sniffing?

 

The problem isn't so much the saying as the location. If this saying were on a t-shirt, it would be cute and funny. But it's not. It's on panties in the juniors department.

 

Well, dis it on teaching-materialism grounds, then, because it's a non-sexual saying on a non-sexy pair of panties that only the wearer will see. Why would a girl want that saying if it won't be seen? Maybe as a private chuckle, or maybe she just likes to wear stuff with sayings. I'm still thinking it's much ado about nothing.

 

I guess we know what's in the dooley girls' stockings.

Private Chuckle would be a good name for a band, by the way.

 

Dooley's right. That's all I'll add.

 

Damn, how did I become Chester the Molester all of a sudden? I don't think any father would want a stranger to send even plain white cotton underwear to his daughter.

 

I've always thought of you as the molester type, dools.

 

They are in no way, shape or form sexually suggestive.

 

How about a mother... of children?

 

Dools, no offense, but the barn door is long open on that. Have you seen the way juniors dress now? By association, writing things like that, things that are even 'wink wink' suggestive, is still suggestive.

 

OK, maybe I'm just dense, but how is "Who needs credit cards/When I've got Santa" a sexual expression? Just because it's on underwear? How does that work? And yes, I know girls are dressing racier, sooner, but I think we're fishing for something that's not there.