Teabagging on "Live with Regis and Kelly"

What about the good old Dirty Sanchez or Cleveland Steamer?

 

I have a feeling Regis not only knows what teabagging is, but is so familiar with it he can angle his head in a certain way so that he can replicate the lunar calendar. He's like a living, teabagging Aztec monument.

Dude has been around some balls is what I'm sayin'.

 

I thought that his complaint was his using words such as penis and vagina and getting fined while the FCC determined people such as Harpo to be using such terms in acceptable, "clinical" terms.

 

Well, they're kinda similar, but also true. Stern did go off on the FCC for the double standard. In fact, he played the Oprah clips the day after they aired, but afterward, he was warned by the FCC if he played them again, he would be fined.

He actually proved his own point.

 

"Having yo' salad tossed means having yo' asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup....I prefer syrup!!"

but sir, that's so complicated...why not just oral sex?

"When a man's suckin' yo' dick, he can pretend it's something else. When he's eatin' ass, he knows it's ass!!"

 

I think I'm skipping lunch today. Maybe all week.

 

Then you'll be plenty hungry when it comes time to toss the salad.

 

Never been much a salad man. Prefer fish.

 

Sashimi?

 

Tuna. Lot of it.