Tasting my pie *now with re-heated updates

So, yesterday I went to McDonalds to pick up a McRib and a couple Southern Style Chicken sandwiches with extra pickles. I added on a couple of apple pies.

I got home and ate the McRib -- my first one ever...not bad -- and the chicken sandwiches. I didn't have room for the pies so I put them in the fridge 'til today.

I just heated them up and brought them back to my computer. I opened the first one, and it's not even apple. It's cherry. Whatever, no big deal. I'll still eat the fucker. But, before I do, I opened the other one to see if they got that one right. Keep in mind, both boxes say, 'Baked Apple Pie.'

I slide it out slowly...another cherry pie...although when I slid this one out...wait for it...there is a gigantic bite missing. I checked inside the box to see if it had broken off, despite the teeth marks and roundness of where the perp bit my fucking non-apple pie. Nope, no piece in the box.

Is there a statute of limitations on something like this? It was yesterday and I no longer have the receipt. The pie is just sitting in front of me right now, mocking me in all its non-apple, bitten cherry glory.

 

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You know, this is a much more normal post than I was expecting with that title.

 

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So bottom line, someone got an unauthorized taste of your cherry pie?

I once got a chocolate milk from McDonald's for my kid that had been opened and was about 1/3 gone.

 

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You must be very flexible.

 

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That's what I was thinking.

 

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Exactly, Ace.

I'm not even sure how I feel about this. I mean, I'm pissed I got cheated out of a pie, but on the other hand, I'm thoroughly impressed at the perp's brazeness.

 

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OK, question: Do you live alone or with wife/girlfriend and kids or a roommate? In other words, could someone in the house have taken that bite?

 

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Someone did you a favor. Quit eating that garbage.

 

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Just eat it.

 

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Take it back and loge a complaint.

 

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If you are dumb enough to order "apple pie" from McDonald's ....

 

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I think poindexter may actually have a point here, P_O.