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Tank Johnson stuck in Chicago?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Locked, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I hope Tank Johnson is sentenced to spend Super Bowl weekend in the Haute by the paper mill. :D
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Spnited apparently didn't get a lenient judge when a cache of weapons was found in his home.
  3. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Quick Tank Johnson anecdote:

    I was assigned to cover the visiting locker room for our local NFL team earlier in the season, and in this case it was the Bears, who had just whipped up on the home 11.

    Anyway, I'm waiting to talk to Tommie Harris and in the meantime I figure I'll talk to Tank, who's in the next locker getting dressed. Here he's putting on this nice, custom-tailored grey suit as he answers my questions, ties his tie, puts about $50,000 worth of bling on. Then, to top it off, what does he do?

    Throws on a GREEN CELTICS BASEBALL CAP, tilts it to the side, grabs his bag and walks out the door.

    Could the guy seriously have thought that cap was the proverbial cherry on the sundae? What a doofus.
  4. Herbert Anchovy

    Herbert Anchovy Active Member

    He's a stupid fuck and a lousy quote anyway.
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    But where did he put his gun, Norm?
  6. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    First in my gut, after I asked him if he paid for that hairdo.

    Then he stuffed it under his hat, before turning it to the side.

    You know, kind of like I do.
  7. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Being "stuck in Chicago" isn't a bad thing. One of my favorite places to visit ... Buddy Guy's Legends
  8. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    That's a visual I could have done without.
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Actually, the vast majority of Redd's posts have been solid. Not on this thread, but most of the others.. I enjoy reading them.
  10. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Johnson, Schmonson; let's talk about Vick having pot in a bottle....oh, wait.
  11. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    No, if he wants season tickets for a lifetime, he would grant permission. If he wants to do his job, he doesn't let Tank go anywhere. If Tank Johnson were a good citizen, he never would have put himself in that position. He's got to be held accountable by someone. In this case, it's the courts.
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Here's my reaction to this:


    Tank Johnson is more likely to spend Super Bowl Sunday on the moon than stuck in Chicago. Gimme a fking break.
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