Talking to girls. So easy a fourth-grader can do it

Oh, Troop. It's the only thing that's truly right in this world.

 

Your breath.

 

Thank goodness for that. For a second there, I thought I might've been peculiar.

 

I already made my baby. Ha ha!

 

No, pretty girls are like cars that demand new rims, a spoiler, tinted windows, special cup holders, massage seats and a leather interior because all of the cars she hangs out in the parking lot have them and she has to keep up appearances.

 

LOL

 

"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."

What, pray tell, the fuck does that mean? Crap, I can write 46 pages of trite cliches and other nonsense about how to talk to... fill in the blank.. can I get a publishing contract?

 

It's nonsense. The not-so-pretty ones require adequate lubrication as well, in my experience.

 

Buried in all this, of course, is that even adults who write about "how to talk to girls/women" are also full of shit ... at least everyone knows this kid is; he's nine.

Harper Collins jumping on board has all to do with his age, not his words of womanly wisdom.

Also, digress, you writing 46 pages of trite cliches is expected. Not so much from a 9-year-old.

 

I had to read that Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus piece of shit as a freshman in college. Talk about a book that points out the obvious, the underlying message in the book was "Men and Women communicate differently". NO SHIT!!! And this guy made millions off that shit.

 

Abs=chicks simple equation

 

I heart you.