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Talking to girls. So easy a fourth-grader can do it

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by sportschick, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    I can't wait to read the chapter on ATM.
     
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Pissed:

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  3. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Such wisdom at such a young age.
     
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    My favorite part of the story is the kid just finished writing another book about Watergate. Precocious little...

    Meet your new EE. ;D
     
  5. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Actually, he was reading a Watergate book. He's not that good.
     
  6. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    If you just want to talk to them, wear a wedding band.
     
  7. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    I can see an indie publishing company jumping on this but HARPERfrigginCOLLINS? That adds a touch of legitimacy and a whopping publicity punch.

    PS: SHHH! Piotr needs one as a stocking-stuffer.
     
  8. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    And here I was, just about to say, "Hey, old friend! Good to see you around!"

    Prick.

    :)

    Besides, how good could this kid's advice be?

    "Go up to a girl you like, punch her in the arm, and say, "I like you." If she doesn't cry or tell the teacher, she likes you back!"
     
  9. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Challenge her to a free throw contest in gym class. Then move to the next county after losing.

    Oh wait, that was fifth grade.
     
  10. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    This is why we're always wary around our favorite sportschick.
     
  11. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    That and because she's the right height to punch you right in the nuts.
     
  12. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    I've got $100 bucks that says she'd punch you right THERE, right now, if you two were in the same room.
     
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