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Talking to girls. So easy a fourth-grader can do it

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by sportschick, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    A nine-year-old fourth-grader has written a book about talking to girls.


    One word of advice: Beware of pretty girls.
  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    "pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."

    shouldn't this be titled "Tales of a Fourth Grade Something"?
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Does he use words like "provably" and "demonstrably?"
  4. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    there isn't a chapter called SCOREBOARD!
  6. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    He writes about his ex, the thirdgraderette.
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Whoever gets Mikey in the Secret Santa should order this book for him.
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    BYH just ordered a copy because he mistakenly thought it's a guide to wooing fourth-grade girls.
  9. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    *Puts on pants, hops in car, floors it to Barnes and Noble*
  10. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    No wonder it is so hard for me, UNLV only goes up to third grade.
  11. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Did boots write this book?
  12. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty woman your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly girl to marry you
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