Talk about having a bad year.......

Satanta High School; Satanta, KS

Football; 1-8
Basketball; 0-19
Baseball; 0-20
Girls Softball; 0-19
Girls Basketball actually had a very good 18-4 record; but sumamabitch; the girls softball was horrific. Umped them several times this spring, and I knew I was going to get drilled when the catcher came out with an infielders glove.

 

Hm, interesting topic! I wonder what the "worst" school I've covered is... There is a really, really small public school that traditionally loses every game they play in my state, but they only compete in a couple sports, and their team takes the ferry to the mainland for games. Not exactly the best comparison.

 

They also lost their international TV sports network.

 

Satanta is where Ulysses keeps the Golden Fleece.

 

The golden fleece is whatever they're paying the AD.

 

They've got to change those evil ways, baby.

 

This may be the only school where the parents call the paper not to put their kids name in the next day.

 

AD is the girls basketball coach; Ironically, the only team that was worth two squirts of shit this year.

 

In Western Pennsylvania there is a little high school in Rimersberg that routinely goes 0-10 in football and has an agregate score of something like 588-14. But there is an Archway Cookies factory right in front of the school and the entire town smells like cookies!