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Take your damn cats and keep them off the intertubes, today. I mean it!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flying Headbutt, Sep 9, 2009.

  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    A day without cats on the Internet.


    Of course I know this will totally and completely backfire here.
  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I don't know what I hate worse. Cats or LOLCATS.
    LOL indicates laugh out loud and I don't.
    If it backfires, partner, it's on YOU.
  3. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Cats are probably the most worthless creatures in history. They serve no purpose and I intentionally try to run over them with my car. Not kidding. Did it once when I was about 16 or 17. Felt great. They've eluded me ever since, unfortunately.

    I hope one day, all cats drop dead at the same time.

  4. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    And these anti-cat people say <i>bunnies</i> are underrepresented?

    Look here, "Urlesque" ... [​IMG]

    In the battle of 4chan vs. Urlesque, I'm taking 4chan and the points.
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

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  6. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    I'm tired of cats using the Internet to push their socialist agenda.
  7. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    Re: Take your damn cats and keep them off the intertubes, today. I mean it!

    Wonder what Stan has to say about this?
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Nothing. He's a fucking cat.
  9. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

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  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    If that's not hyperbole, then you aren't any better than Michael Vick.

    Ask a farmer about the importance of having some cats around his grain silo. Without a few mousers around, the rodents will eat enough to impact the bottom line.
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  11. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, he's just fucking around.

    As much as I have no use for cats, I'd never harm one.

    I just don't like the damn things.
    Last edited by a moderator: Jan 1, 2015
  12. Sleeper

    Sleeper Member

    Cats > dogs. And it's not even a contest.
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