Take this you rotten neighbor ...

Cougargirl's thread complaining about her neighbors and what she could do to retaliate got me thinking.

First of all, the idea of calling the cops and saying the neighbors were cooking meth was pretty good, but it was the piss puck concept that spawned this.

So how do you take revenge on someone, be it a neighbor, a punk roommate, a sibling, etc?

Two things I have personally done: I put saran wrap over a toilet and I also put poppers under the toilet seat ring. Both were incredibly effective.

Any other suggestions?

 

if you can actually get into the house/apartment ... dry-stink it
go to the bathroom. turn off the water behind the toilet. keep flushing til the water is all out of the toilet.
Take a dump, and let the aroma do the talking.

 

Remind me to stay on your good side.

 

I have a problem with my neighbors too. The wife is an absolute psycho. She screams at her kids all day long (like the bus driver on South Park).

The night after my suprise birthday party, she came over to scream at me because one of our guests parked too close to her driveway and threatened to call the cops.

I'm fucked, well, because her husband is an ADA.

 

It's quite possible the husband despises his wife because she's a screamer. Ask him if he'll prosecute your for running over the wife when she goes out to get the mail. I'm betting he'll grant you immunity.

 

Naw, I think he loves her. He married her after prosecuting her ex-husband for beheading someone. I shit you not.

 

Wow, I wanna live where you live.

 

Believe it or not, we live in a very nice neighborhood.

 

OK, that is one of the most bizarre stories I've ever heard. It definitely deserves a feature.

 

How has "Law & Order" not picked up on this one yet?

 

I don't know. They did one of their "ripped from the headlines" shows about an incident that happened about seven miles from my house. It was about a mother who killed her autisitic son.

 

Just an amazing trifecta of posts.