Take This Job and Shove it!

Well there is that Unisex bathroom ...

 

Then please take the high road.

 

Sigh. If I must

 

I quit my first-ever job, in a crappy discount department store, by quoting Johnny Paycheck and walking out the door.

On the Saturday before Christmas - busiest shopping day of the year. I was 15. It was the best present I could ever have given myself.

 

Yes - for your own self-respect.

 

Drop a deuce in the DVDs.

 

Dude, you did read that this thread is just for kicks. I'm not taking anything anyone here says with any kind of seriousness. I'm not planning on doing anything anyone says here. It's just a fun way for me to blow off some steam and maybe get a good laugh at some stories or ideas.

I've never left a job making a big scene and I'm not going to now. My mother raised me a hell of a lot better than that. Just chill dude. I'm not taking any suggestions serious.

 

Most Circuit City locales already have a copy or two of "Gigli" in the inventory, don't they?

T_D, just handle this properly. If they want to be idiots, let them. They have to live with that, just like you would have to handle anything ignorant, thoughtless or immature you would do. Know that you put your best foot forward. If they don't, their loss.

 

Tell all the customers the truth about every sale and every extended warranty. That oughta do it.

 

Sleep with your manager's wife, daughter or girlfriend.

 

i don't do best buy anymore because of "the army of blue vests" and how they assault you the second you stepbetween the sliding doors. annoying as all hell.

 

Well, that'd be kinda hard since I think every one of them is gay for each other.