Take the religion test

After the good belief thread recently, some of you may want to take this quiz.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html


These are my results:


1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (75%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (71%)
4. Reform Judaism (69%)
5. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (69%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (67%)
7. Orthodox Quaker (65%)
8. Bahá'í Faith (57%)
9. Jehovah's Witness (55%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
11. Orthodox Judaism (51%)
12. Islam (50%)
13. Neo-Pagan (50%)
14. New Age (47%)
15. New Thought (47%)
16. Sikhism (45%)
17. Secular Humanism (44%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (44%)
19. Theravada Buddhism (43%)
20. Eastern Orthodox (42%)
21. Roman Catholic (42%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (42%)
23. Scientology (39%)
24. Jainism (34%)
25. Taoism (34%)
26. Nontheist (28%)
27. Hinduism (27%)

 

I just took it as well. According to the test, I'm more Jewish, Mormon and Sikh than Roman Catholic. Considering I'm Catholic, it's a bit disconcerting.

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Liberal Quakers (79%)
3. Bahá'í Faith (76%)
4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (69%)
5. Orthodox Quaker (69%)
6. Reform Judaism (69%)
7. Unitarian Universalism (67%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (66%)
9. Sikhism (65%)
10. Eastern Orthodox (63%)
11. Roman Catholic (63%)
12. Orthodox Judaism (61%)
13. Seventh Day Adventist (57%)
14. Jehovah's Witness (55%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%)
16. Neo-Pagan (50%)
17. Islam (47%)
18. New Age (46%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
20. Secular Humanism (41%)
21. Theravada Buddhism (41%)
22. New Thought (40%)
23. Scientology (37%)
24. Hinduism (35%)
25. Jainism (31%)
26. Taoism (30%)
27. Nontheist (20%)

 

1. The Church of Baseball...I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

 

21: I did that monologue for my theater class senior year of college.


Here's mine:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (95%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (87%)
5. Liberal Quakers (75%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
7. Neo-Pagan (61%)
8. Taoism (59%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (51%)
10. New Age (48%)
11. Reform Judaism (45%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (44%)
13. Sikhism (41%)
14. New Thought (39%)
15. Scientology (36%)
16. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (33%)
17. Bahá'í Faith (33%)
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)
19. Jainism (30%)
20. Islam (24%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (24%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (23%)
24. Hinduism (20%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
26. Roman Catholic (14%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (5%)

 

I have Jewish friends but to this point did not know I was one, too. Shalom!


1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Bahá'í Faith (76%)
3. Liberal Quakers (76%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (75%)
5. Orthodox Judaism (72%)
6. Unitarian Universalism (72%)
7. Sikhism (70%)
8. Islam (68%)
9. Neo-Pagan (63%)
10. New Age (54%)
11. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (54%)
12. Jainism (53%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (52%)
14. New Thought (50%)
15. Scientology (45%)
16. Orthodox Quaker (45%)
17. Secular Humanism (45%)
18. Theravada Buddhism (43%)
19. Taoism (40%)
20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)
21. Jehovah's Witness (37%)
22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
23. Hinduism (32%)
24. Nontheist (26%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
26. Roman Catholic (23%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)

 

But aren't our religious beliefs private?

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Orthodox Quaker (98%)
3. Eastern Orthodox (94%)
4. Roman Catholic (94%)
5. Seventh Day Adventist (86%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (79%)
7. Orthodox Judaism (69%)
8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (68%)
9. Islam (65%)
10. Sikhism (63%)
11. Bahá'í Faith (57%)
12. Hinduism (56%)
13. Liberal Quakers (53%)
14. Reform Judaism (48%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (43%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (42%)
17. Jainism (36%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (34%)
19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (34%)
20. Theravada Buddhism (33%)
21. Neo-Pagan (32%)
22. Scientology (29%)
23. New Age (23%)
24. New Thought (22%)
25. Secular Humanism (20%)
26. Nontheist (18%)
27. Taoism (18%)

 

Still not sure what the fuck Secular Humanism is.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
4. Liberal Quakers (77%)
5. Nontheist (75%)
6. Neo-Pagan (70%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (66%)
8. New Age (59%)
9. Taoism (58%)
10. Reform Judaism (57%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
12. New Thought (44%)
13. Scientology (44%)
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
15. Sikhism (34%)
16. Bahá'í Faith (32%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (32%)
18. Jainism (24%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (19%)
20. Islam (16%)
21. Orthodox Judaism (16%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (16%)
23. Hinduism (16%)
24. Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
25. Eastern Orthodox (8%)
26. Roman Catholic (8%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)

 

John:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_humanism

 

It means you're likely either atheist or agnostic.

 

With of course, 90 percent of the liberals in this room.

 

C'mon doc, fire your stunt!