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"Take a good look at me nooooow. Well, there's just an empty safe."

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BitterYoungMatador2, Aug 19, 2008.

  1. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    You're right. I just couldn't admit that his answer was better.

    So how does this thread end?
     
  2. schiezainc

    schiezainc Well-Known Member

    I'm not sure but I can feel it

    coming

    in the air tonight.
     
  3. joe

    joe Active Member

    oh lord
     
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Ha, ha, ha! I'll bet Phil Collins is doing a hooker right now. It's going to take a sanitized jizz mop to clean out that ABACAB!!

    (crickets chirping ... angrily)

    I suck at mocking Phil Collins' catalogue.
     
  5. Jar of Flies

    Jar of Flies Member



    Phil Collins. Ultimate Warrior.

    Jesus Christ.
     
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    He calls out to the man on the street
    "Sir can you help me?"
    I'm divorced and I've got nowhere to sleep
    Is there a shelter you can send me?
     
  7. StraightEdge

    StraightEdge Guest

    These are the settlements we give them?

    I'm a big Phil fan, but seriously (pun intended), the guy has a lot of personal problems. And how much is he worth anyway? Is this even making a dent? How much did he get for last year's Genesis reunion?
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I'll, I'll get so lonely when she strips me bare
     
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    He wishes he could just make her turn around
    Turn around and see him cry
     
  10. Jar of Flies

    Jar of Flies Member

    Just as I thought it was going alright
    I find out I'm broke, when I thought I was right
    It's always the same, it's just a shame, that's all
     
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    So very very solid.

    Maybe his wife was an Illegal Alien?
     
  12. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Have we heard both sides of the story yet?
     
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